Captain Nice

What is Captain Nice?


1.

The act of giving a woman a cumstache, in the style of Captain Morgan's mustache.

Fred - "I totally pulled out and gave that bitch a Captain Nice."

See captain, nice, cumstache, bitch, pirate


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