Captain Nice

What is Captain Nice?

The act of giving a woman a cumstache, in the style of Captain Morgan's mustache.

Fred - "I totally pulled out and gave that bitch a Captain Nice."

See captain, nice, cumstache, bitch, pirate

Complimentary Facial

1. Sardonic and sarcastic praise that lays it on thick (see facial). Boy, Mr Peterson sure gave her a complimentary facial and she was non..

Sneaking M&ms

1. A slang term for a woman or man with notecably erect nipples as if sneaking M&Ms did you see that girl sneaking m&ms? it must b..

Matison

1. A shy, outgoing kind of person. The girl who never talks was so outgoing you may as well call her a Matison See matison, outgoing, mat..

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