Captain Pete

What is Captain Pete?


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An awesome Pirate known to pillage up and down the Sturgeon Creek in northern Alberta. He favour's Captain Morgan as a damned fine sailor, and close friend.

His reign of terror has become so horrendous that the local population cannot wait until winter sets in (a horribly cold and dismal one), so that he is trapped within his bed with a bottle of rum.

He defines himself as the most self-loving narcisistic bastard that he knows, and regularly trips little children with wheeled feet.

Man, Captain Pete kicks so much ass, I wanna be just like him!

See pete, cap'n, captain, kicks ass, captain morgan, rum


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