What is Captain Red Eye?
1.
Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.
My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.
See
Random Words:
1.
a vagina that is covered in frosting and sprinkles! YUM :D
doode 1: DOOOOODE I TOTALLY CUPCAKED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT!!! YUMM I..
1.
The Asian Viking god that invented cooking. Pretty much the main god of Schletchkavotchkavacheinia-Japan. Seriously, the coolest thing s..
