What is Captain Red Eye?
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Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.
My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.
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