Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Long Sack

1. A crude event in Track and Field that I somehow invented while talking to Danny. It involves running a long distance, and then having yo..

Obama Check

1. A government stimulus check I just got my obama check so now I'm gonna go gamble it all away. See check, money, damn, this, econo..

+[__]::

1. A PSP made out of text. Person #1: Hey did you get a PSP yet? Person #2: Yeah, check it out! (+__::) Person #1: Awesome! See psp, te..

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