Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Donkey Punched

1. Waking up from a punch to the back of one's head after being violently fucked from behind with ejaculation all over one's back..

Internet Pissed

1. A state of being far more mad about something than one should be. Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss y..

Sleepotle

1. The state of dreaming of chipotle during your sleep. Usually induced by massive consumption of chipotle, it usually occurs after a food..

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