Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Hook With

1. v. to provide with, esp. as in narcotics. for his 30th birthday i bought him a novelty tee, and i plan to hook him with a little someth..

Batslap

1. With your ball sack stretched over the mouth and nose of the receiver you then grab the base of your cock and slap them between the eyes..

Pie Fail

1. Used to describe an Epic Fail. Pie, being epic, and fail, being, err... well, fail of course! For example of Pie Fail, see Shaun Living..

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