Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Asstoids

1. The particles of s#*t that fly through the air as you pass gas. git away from me, i dont want to smell your asstoids. But i love you ma..

Im Cool

1. Something that stupid people say after doing something stupid. "Im cool, Im cool," Jeff said after falling into a snowbank...

Slurking

1. This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. The..

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