Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Ride The Goatee

1. To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee. Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!! See moustac..

Blowing Cheese Out One's Nose

1. The act of justifying ones actions or thoughts through a series of highly contrived, and quite officious, sounding language in a psychol..

Winnots

1. A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.) You wont hav..

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