Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Masturbant

1. A gel or liquid used for lubrication in the aid of masturbation. Becky sold me some Avon shaving cream that worked as a great masturban..

Zedric

1. A man with a abnormally large afro Look at Zedric he has such a big fro! See zedric, afro, basketball, rude..

Embrey

1. 1) Embrey. An Embrey. A roughly humanoid male, commonly under 3' 4" tall some rare specimens have been found to break the 4&ap..

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