Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

National Pimp Day

1. A day of pimping. Each year NPD falls on the Saturday of the NFL draft. Originated in April of 2006, this annual holiday was created i..

Valamander

1. 1. filthiest girl in the town of braintree ( also know as feets) 2. girl who thinks everyone likes her when in fact, no one does. 3. a..

Constimated

1. being constipated and mating at the same time- ouch, friend 1: oh, what did you do last night? friend 2: i constimated all night. See..

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