Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Optimice

1. Dumping out excess ice you've just re-added to your cup when getting a fountain drink; achieving optimum ice quantity Sorry it too..

Gassy Fruitcake Bitch

1. A certain 50-year old woman often seen stalking female students around victoria campus at UofT. She is recognizable by her excess amount..

Salsa Snack

1. disgusting viral video/flash page. Depicts a women taken a piece of shit inserting it into her vagina which is menstruating and then tak..

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