Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Zomgoldfish

1. No one quite knows how it began, but a goldfish attached itself to a "ZOMG" during the great "ZOMG!" wars in #nippon..

Humerothery

1. bullshit/nonsense Helen Clark: "i, as a female role model...blah blah blah" Man: "now that's a load of humerothery..

Get It Up

1. Achieve an erection; get a hard-on; by extension, perform any difficult task. He's so asexual, he couldn't get it up at an An..

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