Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

W.a.m.s.

1. an acronym on Fall Out Boy's new album. no one quite knows what it means, Pete Wentz wont tell anyone what the definition of W.A..

Zippazao

1. The portuguese translation for zipper. Also appropriately used in moments of excitement, jubilation, or anger. "Get to the choppa..

Jockel

1. (adjective) to describe someone who is a liability "Matthew, why are you such a Jockel?" See late, accident, swedish, clumsy..

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