Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Japanese Hari-kari Avalanche

1. To ejaculate onto a sword, thus sending it thrusting through the woman's body, causing her to tumble down several flights of stairs..

Germantown Splatter Shot

1. as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posession..

Kitty Slap

1. biotch slap to the puss Chris kitty slapped my pussy and it hurt..

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