Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Dick Shake

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Hazinski

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Bumpy People

1. When someone is so ick, you don't want to bump into them. "Don't go to Wal-Mart, it is filled with bumpy people." ..

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