Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Quimjob

1. The practice of geting the male sh-long off via thrusting it not in, but accross the female quim. Dude what a fuckin good quimjob sara ..

California Earing

1. n. A cellular phone (cell phone) firmly affixed to one ear (especially when driving) The car accident was caused by a woman with a Cal..

Lampo

1. 1. A habitual lier 2. one who often lies about his skating skills 3. has bad taste in women 4. often hangs out with one or more men ..

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