Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

D-card

1. Used as a duragatory term. Meaning fat, stupid, ugly, greasy, hairy, lazy, awkward, squeaky, cock blocker, v-card swiper, ass hole, tip ..

Hate Sex

1. you really hate someone so bad that you lust for 'em, leading to hate sex two people, rivals in a competition, hate each other so ..

Barnum And Bailey Ass

1. Derived from circus-animally, it is a term used to describe an out-of-hand situation that tends to result in a giant cluster fuck Let m..

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