Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

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Vader Bomb

1. Inserting two forefingers into the vagina, and the other 2 fingers into the anus. Thus creating wrestling legend vaders famous salute &..

Zemmix

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