Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Dork Cork

1. A short-range transceiver placed in one's ear, used in conjunction cellular phones. Hey Joe, you may as well remove your Dork Cork..

Circumscissors

1. Sharp pointy scissors owned by the legend that is kutwing. Used for circumscising people such as my good friend will the semi-jew. Kutw..

Gookie

1. n.- A face made by lolling out the toung in a flat roll, puffing out the cheeks, and having bulging, crossed eyes. It was originally mad..

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