Captain Salty

What is Captain Salty?

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

Heterochallenged

1. A being that is sexually involved with a member of the same gender of their species. They are either unable, or refuse to become sexual..

Schwing!

1. Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation. Hoowie, look ..

Vegilante

1. self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan). Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with ..

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