Emplants

What is Emplants?

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

See employee, job, slacker

Ya Mama

1. came from the words, your mother... originally used by black people to insult ones mother.. now white people just say it in a high pitch..

Zomog

1. fusion between zomg and omog; it means as omg (oh my god) zomog! wot'v u doin? See zomog, zomg, omg, omfg..

Twenty-footer

1. A girl that only looks good from twenty feet or more. I thought she was hot until I got up close and saw the wart on her nose. She was ..

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