Emplants

What is Emplants?

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

See employee, job, slacker

Dirty Rim

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Master-beta Tester

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Enfp

1. the best myers briggs personality type to be. we have the biggest dicks, plus we can kick chuck norris's ass, and all that good shi..

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