Emplants

What is Emplants?

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

See employee, job, slacker

Unibomber

1. when a man sticks his balls in a womans mouth and she throws up on them. Larry gives stonner girl a unibomber and she puked on them Se..

Mutard

1. Someone who is very grotesque in a appearance. "Check that mutard." 2. A person who posseses the defining characteristics o..

Bubbles The Chimp

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