Emplants

What is Emplants?

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

See employee, job, slacker

Dillan Psco

1. The biggest gay, queer, faggot, poofter, manriding, donut punching, fudge packing, poo poking, cock-jockeying, gooch-licking, pole-ridin..

Needless Markups

1. Slang for the department store Neiman Marcus Why go to to Bloomingdale's, when you can go to Needless Markups & pay double the..

You Big Nasty

1. Phrase commonly used by pre-pubescent or pubescent boys directed to girls of the same age or older, usually in the Oak Cliff area. It f..

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