Emplants

What is Emplants?


1.

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

See employee, job, slacker


68

Random Words:

1. - Ungoddessly hot chick that ownz everything, EVER. - Known as the poster girl for the quickest nice to asshole transition. Also known..
1. Spak faced cunt who thinks he can do whatever he wants and get away with it. Also a fat headed grammer spaz who checks everything he sa..
1. A set of songs that make a person feel happy just by listening to them, they will vary by personal preference. John: I'm feeling a..