Emplants

What is Emplants?

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

See employee, job, slacker

Antomology

1. The scientific study of ants. Usually one gains knowledge through owning an ant farm. I bought an ant farm to study up on my antomology..

Zrrf

1. An onomatopoeia which describes the sound made by an arrow as it is shot either into someone or right next to them. Golfer 1: "FOU..

Nepbaptism

1. The first moment you blatantly use your genealogy to your advantage. Remember when Bill Clinton's half-brother Roger hosted Saturd..

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