Emplants

What is Emplants?

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

See employee, job, slacker

Queerboat

1. A boat of queer; a random, nonsense insult You like No Doubt? What a queerboat. See insult, gay, random 2. A variation of Queerbait,..

Yeeeissssss

1. The Newfoundland equivalent of any affirmative word, such as yes or yeah. Popularized by Gazeebow Unit, it has now become frequently use..

Indirect Confusion

1. Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't kn..

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