Emplants

What is Emplants?

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

See employee, job, slacker

Jane, You Ignorant Slut!

1. Originally an ad hominem attack against Jane Curtin by Dan Akroyd on Saturday Night Liveduring Weekend Update. At that time, it featured..

Ham Chandelier

1. A loose vagina, seeming as though the clit and lips hang down like a chandelier would. See also roast beef curtains When she spread ..

Quarticle

1. Another name for a particle made up of quarks. e.g. The quarticle shown is often called a proton. See science, physics 1. Another na..

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