Emplants

What is Emplants?

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

See employee, job, slacker

Purple Plunger

1. When you're giving a girl oral sex and she gets a little too wild so you flip her over and stick a big purple dildo in her ass to s..

Nork Hammock

1. a large bra for hanging pendulous breasts in blimey ken,look at the charlies on that,bet she's got a right nork hammock on under t..

Zanthie

1. Blond Intellegent, sexy and loving..

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