Captains Platter

What is Captains Platter?

During the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.

After a long night of sucking toes Bart tried to impress her with the Captains Platter.

See shrimping, captain, feet, toes, stoli

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