Captian Browneye

What is Captian Browneye?

Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.

Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?

Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.

Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye

See lazy ass, toilet tagger, mope

Ifuk

1. The act of cruelly punishing those closest to you, especially in cases where those parties have done you a big solid within 2 months. Th..

High Nike

1. To dump a girl/boyfriend. i.e give them the boot. My chick was trippin' so I had to give her the high Nike. See dump, boot, leave..

W.b.n.

1. Weighty But Nice - used to describe someone who is overweight, but still inexplicably attractive Jimmy, check out that big lass! She&ap..

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