Captian Browneye

What is Captian Browneye?

Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.

Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?

Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.

Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye

See lazy ass, toilet tagger, mope

Zig Zags

1. papers used to roll weed in Yo, link me some zig zags to roll up this spliff See porn star 2. Brand of rolling papers yo pass the z..

Dual - Wielding

1. this is mostly done by black people. it is the act of having 2 phones; one for texting which is usually a t-mobile sidekick and the othe..

Vagingleberry

1. A small ball of toilet paper that becomes captured in the creases of a woman's vagina, usually when she has wiped after urinating. ..

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