Captian Browneye

What is Captian Browneye?

Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.

Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?

Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.

Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye

See lazy ass, toilet tagger, mope

W00tmon

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Text Message Jackpot

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Zooked

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