C'ard-on

What is C'ard-on?


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The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:

Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.

That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:

Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

See hard-on, boner, stiffy


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