Carp Slap

What is Carp Slap?

Something that suprises you like a cold, wet, slap to the face.

I just got a promotion, then my boss carp slapped me with a layoff.

See surprise, shock, stupefy, rattle

Right Cockeyed

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Pangy'd

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