Carpark Edit Meaning

1.

A bird who looks posh but is easily convinced to take it up any hole over a car bonnet in the nearest carpark.

That bird is a blatant carpark. Oooooooooh carpark.

See bird, car, hole, carpark, posh

2.

(v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.

"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."

"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."

See Bruno

3.

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkomcall center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.

operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!

operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!

See alan