Carpenter's Special

What is Carpenter's Special?

flat chested virgin female

She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...

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flat chested floosy.

Flat as a board and easy to screw.

Trey: "After I finished demonstrating my new "table saw", she removed her top. 'til then, I didn't realize I was in for a carpenter's special."

Abdul: "Go figga!"

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