Carpenter's Special

What is Carpenter's Special?


1.

flat chested virgin female

She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...

See ugly, virgin, flat, no, boobs

2.

flat chested floosy.

Flat as a board and easy to screw.

Trey: "After I finished demonstrating my new "table saw", she removed her top. 'til then, I didn't realize I was in for a carpenter's special."

Abdul: "Go figga!"

See floozy, prostitute, chippie, romulan, preppie, teenager


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