Carpet Bumming

What is Carpet Bumming?

A homosexual male's attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.

Quentin: Hey Jared did you get any action last night?

Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.

See bumming, homosexual, club, gay

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