What is Carpet Bumming?
1.
A homosexual male's attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.
Quentin: Hey Jared did you get any action last night?
Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.
See
Random Words:
1.
A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.
After j..
1.
The sometimes painful and seemingly long process of holding gas in (around other people) to prevent offensive sound or smell.
It's..
1.
Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes..
