What is Mccracken?
1.
an abnormally small penis.. so small as to make intercourse virtually impossible.. almost always with little or no pubic hair..
that pool was so cold it made my dick look like a mccracken..
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2.
n. A male that seduces intoxicated females.
n. The act of a sober male taking advantage of a female while she is absolutely
The term originated Valentines Day 2009 when a guy named McCracken saw this totally wasted girl and, at that moment, he decided to seduce and eventually have sex with her because he wouldn't have any chance with doing so if she was sober.
Society tends to frown upon these people and their actions.
1. Did you hear about Jake? He's a total McCracken. He's a sraightedge, but when he saw this totally wasted chick at a party, he tried to fuck her.
2. Austin: Oh, man, have you seen Amber? I can't keep my eyes off of her.
Ryan: C'mon, dude. There's no way you'd hit that legitimately. I'm afraid you're going to have pull a McCracken.
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3.
a term of greeting to a familiar person such as a friend or coworker or a member of your inner posse that translates to what's up?
yo homie g chilli cheese fry hot dog ketchup mustard pickles. what's McCracken?
