Carpet Camping

What is Carpet Camping?

To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.

Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.

See carpet, camping, bush, pubic, hair

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