Carpet Camping

What is Carpet Camping?

To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.

Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.

See carpet, camping, bush, pubic, hair

French Hobble

1. A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it. If that rotten son of a bit..

Queef Bag

1. A bag that is traditionally passed around a camp fire and queefed in. Once the bag has reached all of the campers it is then recirculate..

Douche Cooch

1. A dirty vagina, this is also a good insult to use against someone who's being a pain in the ass. Bill's drinking all the beer..

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