Carpet Camping

What is Carpet Camping?

To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.

Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.

See carpet, camping, bush, pubic, hair

Iqtompa

1. Internet slang for "I quickly take off my pants again." iqtompa so that I can take a dump. See iqtompa, internet, slang, i, ..

Jogulate

1. To scramble your memory. I was at the beach and saw a shark and was jogulated because I didn't know what to do. I was so messed u..

Miff

1. To become annoyed; bothered; flustetered. Often used sarcastically by downplaying someone's rage. They're a bit miffed at yo..

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