Carpet Commando

What is Carpet Commando?

one who is down on all 4's scanning the carpet for methamphetamine. (or drugs of the sort)

you walk into a room and see somone picking through the carpet, they are going carpet commando.

See carpet surfing, tweeking, twaked out, strung out, addicted

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