What is Carpet Cruiser?
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A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
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When you ask for someone for GRAHMCRACKAHS you mean "May i raid you house for food"
Loser 1: GIMMIE YUR GRAHMCRACKAHS!!
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"The preferred method of sleeping arrangements wherein two heterosexual men are forced to share a bed for a night. Both men are to ..
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when 2 guys are having intercourse
ron, i just heard mike was eating joe sideways
mike, joe, eat me sideways
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