What is Carpet Cruiser?
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A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
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An awesome vehicle. A behemoth in spirit but not necessarily in size.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
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A head that has a cut lined face in it and has a hair on he/her head...bushy hair or can be shaved.
My friends vagina head hair got sha..
