What is Carpet Cruiser?
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A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
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Random Words:
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to fuck a mermaid with a chode
T-Pain chode grenaded in the snl digital short "Im on a boat"
See chode, grenade, bone..
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a ribbon that is actually orange but you call it green
omg look its a green ribbon!!!
See orange, green, penguins, wallgreens, yes..
