What is Carpet Cruiser?
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A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
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When hung like a horse ones fella can be felt licking the bowl in a seating position.
I went for a dump and the trouser snake was licki..
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when someone ties a sweatshirt around their waist to cover their butt.
When Alyssa and I go walking, she always wears a butt curtain.
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