What is Carpet Cruiser?
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A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
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Some very potent, or high quality weed. Usually has small red hairs. That is where the name came from.
"Dude, I heard Donny has so..
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The study of gum stuck on the bottom of tables.
Shana: What are you majoring in?
Katie: Utteryhoeogly. It is really exciting!
Shana: ..
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A paedophile...
