What is Carpet Cruiser?
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A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
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a funnier version of the word omg!
oh bee jizzle snaps thats pimp yo!
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A group of people with a prediliction for Cakes, often seen at mass gatherings outside bakers shops. While en route to these mass gather..
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See definition: Korean
Man, that kid is such a grade-grubber!
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