What is Carpet Cruiser?
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A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
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The act of jizzing on your own fingers then ramming it into the girl so she gets pregnant.
Elle got sticky fingered the other night and..
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can be used for describing almost anything
I got to take a shabekii!,Stop the shabekiiness,This is my bowl of shabekii,Pass the shabeki..
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a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know ..
