Carpet Munching Muff Diver

What is Carpet Munching Muff Diver?

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a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

See lesbians, fashion, ugly

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