Carpet Shopping

What is Carpet Shopping?

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy

"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"

See vagina, pussy, clit, sausage pocket, tail

Ucfess

1. using condoms for entirely safe sex! Last night we ucfessed, birth control pills were entirley out of the question!..

The Distillers

1. The best female fronted band with the best and hottest front person Did you see the Distillers last night? The rocked. 2. A great pun..

Penitoris

1. an overgrown clitoris (penis + clitoris = penitoris) fellatio my penitoris biotch! See clitoris, fellatio, vagina, clit..

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