Carpet Shopping

What is Carpet Shopping?

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy

"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"

See vagina, pussy, clit, sausage pocket, tail

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