Carpet Surfing Edit Meaning

1.

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.

crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.

See crack, crack head, fiend, crack whore, cracker

2.

A despretly fiending scavenger who crawls on the floor combing the carpet looking for a tiny nugor shardone of his friends might have dropped during a session in hopes it is big enough to get a high.

Dude, give the carpet surfing a rest, John didn't drop anything!

See crumb snatcher, fiend, tweek, dope fiend, scum bag

3.

when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.

Look honey, Fido is carpet surfing his ass off on our heirloom, oriental rug.

See dog, butt, dragging, k9, rug

4.

carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows

joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"

eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"

See drinking, drunk, sleeping, sleep, hungover