Carpet Tootsie

What is Carpet Tootsie?

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

See dog crap, feces, stool

Zac Enron

1. A funny name for Disney's untalented douchebag prettyboy, Zac Efron. In relation to the bankrupt Energy corporation known as Enron...

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1. middle fingers in the air. you know what ..!..(o_0)..!.. See ;), :), :(, :d, :')..

Vonnegut Rocket

1. An unfiltered Pall Mall cigarette. Dude, give me a Vonnegut Rocket. See vonnegut, rocket, cigarette, cigarettes..

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