Carpet Tootsie

What is Carpet Tootsie?

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

See dog crap, feces, stool

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