Carpet Tootsie

What is Carpet Tootsie?

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

See dog crap, feces, stool

Douchealouche

1. n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications. What are you doin, douchealouche?? See Pacman..

Cilboming

1. 1. To pretend you are very strong and walk around like the muscle mass in your arms make it so you can not put them flat by your side. ..

Buttuff

1. Another meaning for the word GAY! Ha Polly cany steal it noo as she is such a buttuff..

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