Carpet Turd

What is Carpet Turd?

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.

(Shane is laying on the floor)

Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!

See dust mites, dirt, etc.

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