What is Carpet Turd?
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Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.
(Shane is laying on the floor)
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
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Spanish-English slang originating in South Texas. Something that is gacho-esque, or mean spirited in nature and motive.
That chick alwa..
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Having an overabundance of body and/or facial hair.
<Zeke> OMG I just cleaned out my shaver: it looks like I was harboring a Wook..
