Carpet Turd

What is Carpet Turd?

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.

(Shane is laying on the floor)

Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!

See dust mites, dirt, etc.

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Hickey

1. A usually dark-colored skin mark left on any part of the body after having it sucked for a long period of time. Your mom gave me a hick..

Mj The Internet Pimp

1. 1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself..

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