Carpet Turd

What is Carpet Turd?

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.

(Shane is laying on the floor)

Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!

See dust mites, dirt, etc.

Dick Mud

1. 1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt 2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm..

Bob Off

1. to suck your own dick Megan: gee golly gosh! is brad bobbing off? Brad: *moans* my dick tastes so good..

Zumzee

1. Term of endearment usually for a relative younger than yourself. He's my little zumzee! See little one, cutie pie, little buddy, ..

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