What is Carpeteer?
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A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers 
Note: a bit of a classy lady
Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.
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One who eats carpet.
derogatory: I think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. What a carpeteer he be.
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The actual name of the pillsbury doughboy, or to be extremely fresh
you look poppin fresh homie!
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