Carpeteer

What is Carpeteer?

A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi barAKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady

Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.

See carpeteer, carpet muncher, lesbian, vagina

One who eats carpet.

derogatory: I think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. What a carpeteer he be.

Ate Grapes

1. to ejaculate I was getting down with this hottie and I prematurely ate grapes. See jizz, cumshot, ejaculate, juice, skeet, spunk, splo..

Zxcvbnm

1. people punch these keys on the key board when they get irritated at their computer or have mental problems and believe this is a real wo..

Jostle Queen

1. lee tapps mum. i wanked off 310 people this month. 2. a guy who likes to fiddle and play with his purple headed warrior you jostle q..

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