Carpetfest

What is Carpetfest?

The opposite of a sausagefest. When chicks significantly outnumber dudes.

I went to the AXO houseparty last night and it was a total carpetfest. Girl-on-girl action everywhere.

See sausagefest, pussy, bromance, lesbian

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