What is Carrot Crunching Cowboy?


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A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.

Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

See gay, homosexual, sailor, poo pusher, ass clown


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