What is Carrot Crunching Cowboy?
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A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.
That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.
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Comes from Top Gun. DICKHEAD and not to mention funny way of saying "No"
You: Can i bum a square?
Me: Negative ghostrider, y..