Carrots

What is Carrots?


1.

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

See carrot, asshole, anus, prom, drunk

2.

Plural for carrot.

Carrots are the roots of a dill-like plant which originated from what is now known as Afghanistan. The natural pigment of carrots are red, black, purple, white, and yellow. The familiar orange pigment is actually a Dutch hybrid of the red and yellow carrots.

The carrot cake my mom baked was absolutely delicious.

See AYB

3.

A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.

"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."

See broccoli, smack, heroine, junk, cauliflower, courgette, spud, parsnip

4.

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

See carrot, asshole, thomas, prom

5.

One who unfortunately retains orange "pubic" haris in the private vicinity of a pratners region.

Hey, connor, cut those damn carrots... they really freak the hell out of mee... You know this makes me horny...

See pugs

6.

girls who play golf and like to carve pumpkins.

Yo, dem carrots be madddd annoying in dem pumpkin stained golf outfits.

See fools, rachel, hermana, bubbles

7.

Carrots.

Cah-rots.

A.K.A. Orange Vegetables.

Oh-Ran-ge VEH-gee-tay-bulls.

Everyone knows that Carrots are chocked full of Vitamin and Betacarrotine. What you don't know... is that they're also chocked full of POOIIISSSOOOONNN!!


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