What is Carrots?
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An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.
On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.
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2.
Plural for carrot.
Carrots are the roots of a dill-like plant which originated from what is now known as
The carrot cake my mom baked was absolutely delicious.
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3.
A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.
"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."
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An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.
On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.
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One who unfortunately retains orange "pubic" haris in the private vicinity of a pratners region.
Hey, connor, cut those damn carrots... they really freak the hell out of mee... You know this makes me horny...
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girls who play golf and like to carve pumpkins.
Yo, dem carrots be madddd annoying in dem pumpkin stained golf outfits.
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Carrots.
Cah-rots.
A.K.A. Orange Vegetables.
Oh-Ran-ge VEH-gee-tay-bulls.
Everyone knows that Carrots are chocked full of Vitamin and Betacarrotine. What you don't know... is that they're also chocked full of POOIIISSSOOOONNN!!