Car-tard

What is Car-tard?

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.

"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again

See idiot, car, retard, dumbass, cartard

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