Cartlady

What is Cartlady?


1.

The crack head lady you see pushing a stolen grocery cart with all fo her b elongings...talking to herself.

That cart lady is on crack.

See JMT

2.

Someone (male or female) who is keeping track of events in order to use them in future arguments. The CartLady is a poetic vision of a librarian going around with an old screechy cart loaded with huge books.

Once again Joe reminded me of the time I borrowed him a black t-shirt. That was six months ago! What a CartLady!


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