Catblock

What is Catblock?

-ed, -ing

The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.

My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.

We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.

See cat, cock, cockblock, thwart

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