Catcher's Mitt

What is Catcher's Mitt?


1.

1.) A chic with some long-ass mud flap pussy lips...you blow it and it opens up like a catchers mitt...it'll swallow your dick whole.

I was gonna eat that pussy, until she opened up her legs...that shit was like a catcher's mitt! Wrinkly, overused, and abused.

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2.

A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?

See Justin

3.

A technique one uses when making a poop in a public restroom. This involves wrapping toilet paper around the seat in such a manner as to delicately catch the poop before it can splash you and get dirty public toilet water on you. A deft touch is needed so as to allow the caught poop to slowly submerge in the water and not be suspended in midair.

That bathroom was so nasty, I had to put a catcher's mitt on the toilet before I could even think about pooping.

See poop, toilet, public bathroom, poor man's bidet, drop a deuce, the george


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