Catism

What is Catism?


1.

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.

7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.

(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.

(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.

(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down

(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep

(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline

(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.

I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.

See religion, catism, catist, cats, sphinx

2.

When a woman decides that she doesnt want to marry or cant. so she owns 50+ cats.

Hubert im home! did you buy any meat? ......no meat. no hubert. this is catism

See cat, meat, 50, hubert, crazy, old, woman

3.

Wiggers that have sexual intercourse with house cats ,not only related to wiggers but applys to many other cultures world wide although heavily relying on wigs to keep this lifestyle alive for years to come

"Dude That Wigger is addicted to cats and wont leave them alone ..Hes gonna tear him appart" Total catism right there

See catfucker, catsex, catfuck, piche, joey


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