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To crap. To take a dump. To have shat. To enter the loo for the purpose of defecating.
Boys you'll have to excuse me for a few min..
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A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.
Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't..
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Looking for opossums at night with a spotlight, and running after them and kicking them.
David Beckham can sure kick a soccer ball, but..