Cattle Prod

What is Cattle Prod?


1.

Similar to the donkey punche, while doing a girl from behind, when your about to come, you whip out a tazer and hit her right in the small of her back. You hold on tight as she goes into spasms and tighetens up while you blow your load. A great way to break up with someone!

After I gave her a she never talked to me anymore

2.

Penis belonging to a man who is attracted to fat chicks

Pat loved the fat chicks so much, we call him the cattle prod.

See pat, fat, chicks, toner, fat chicks, fat-chicks

3.

Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.

I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.


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