Cauliflower Cock

What is Cauliflower Cock?


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you know how wrestlers/MMA fighters get cauliflower ear from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. Well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-cock from too much Frotting? Especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.

"Oh my gosh! I was in Miami all weekend with Todd, and I guess we had too many Mai Tais...we sword-fought way too hard and now I have Cauliflower Cock!"

See cauliflower, cock, ear, wrestling, frot, frottage, tummy sticks, sword fighting


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