What is Cavan?
1.
A person born/living in the Co. Cavan, the best fucken county in Ireland
Full of beautiful, sound, warm hearted and generous people and considered to be the best dame beer drinkers out of all Ireland! Cavan people are envied by all surrounding counties; also Cavan males have huge manhood’s which is envied by surrounding counties (like those wankers in Roscommon who have tiny peepers!)
Hello Im from 'cavan', ...so fuck off you scumbag of an inferior county!
2.
A squalid little collection of tenement blocks and storage facilities for working class people. Known for the distinctive meaness of its inhabitants. Visitors to cavan are advised that residents wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire for fear of having to spend time resupllying their body water.
Any member of a cavan gaa team
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