What is Caveman?
1.
An unruly savage bitch who everyone fucking hates; usually travel in packs and normally have no friends. Male Cavemen tend to eat in disgustingly large amounts while the female Cavemen are usually sluts and are unbeknown to the fact that they are extremely disliked
Joe : Do you see that girl over there trying to fit in with the cheerleaders?
Evan : Yeah, dude. I can't believe she doesn't know everyone calls her a caveman
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2.
(In reference to a sexual act) When you are having sex in a doggy position and grab a hand full of hair to arouse your partner and declare dominance. Then immediately push your hand forward to force your partners head into the bed and begin furiously banging away like a caveman. Grunting is acceptable during this act, as it further supports your dominance.
"Dude, last night Nathan totally cavemaned that swamp donkey!"
"Alicea thought she could control me, but i flipped that shit around and pulled a caveman on that hoe."
"I'm feeling all primal and shit, time to caveman some strange."
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3.
Taliban muslim living in caves, both physically and figuratively.
I like that we are bombing those cavemen terrorist scumbags.
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These cavemen are so backwards, they want to punish you for shaving!
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4.
a lower social order that consists mostly of gang maulings of the fat kid and shouting abuse at those higher up in the order see example, see human scum
unluckily most of my year consist of cavemen and
C1:"oi uhhg ooii hughuu!!"
Me:"what the fuck?!, help! i think this one likes me!!"
C2:"ugg arrg ohhg uh!"
Me:"you guys sure are ugly fucks ain't ya"
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5.
A guy or girl that has way too much hair! Any hair...and everywhere! also can describe a woman who is manly and much too muscular!
Guy 1- "Dang! Look at that caveman!"
Guy 2- "She needs to freaking shave! Look at that back hair!"
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6.
When you see a chick so incredibly hot that you have the Neanderthal urge to hit her hard over the head, drag her away and make naughty caveman sex.
Guy1: Oh man look at that chick!
Guy2: Holy shit, I would caveman the fuck out of her...
Guy1: Hell ya!
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7.
also known as an alter ego. when you are so drunk that your body can only function by the means of 1. FOOD 2. BEER 3. WOMAN 4. DISTRUCTION
you can see a " caveman " roaming the streets of Frostburg MD usually pinching bootys and smackin ass. "UGHHH"
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