C-clamp

What is C-clamp?


1.

a sexual fingering techneque. the index and middle fingers are out, and curved. so is the thumb. they are curved to make a "C shape." the thumb is placed in the vagina, the index and middle fingers are placed in the anus. after insertion, much pressure is applied.

I C-Clamped my bitch so hard that she waddled the next day.

2.

When you are working a girl's clit with your thumb, and you stick a finger, usually middle, (off the same hand) in her ass. Similar to the shocker. Also, a litmus test for anal.

I was working working her clit, and C-Clamped her, she liked it.

See anal, finger, clit, vag, pussy, wode

3.

When you make the shocker(two in the pink, one in the stink)and use the thumb as a "free rover" to stimulate other areas of the woman's sensual areas. If executed properly, the hand will form a "C" shape, hence the "C-Clamp".

The shocker is nice but the C-Clamp is better. I gave the old lady one last night and she vibrated worse than a Furby on crack!

See shocker, clamp, crack

4.

use instead of dropping the c word. in context it will be understood, and it sounds offensive.

drop c-clamp in a class discussion and see what happens

you f*cking c-clamp!

See pwned


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