Cedar Rapids Edit Meaning

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Cedar Rapids is the 2nd largest city in Iowa with a population in the metropolitan area of over 250,000 people.

It is home to the headquarters of Rockwell Collins and is also known as the cereal capitol of the world due to Quaker Oats, General Mills and Post all having their main factories in Cedar Rapids. Ralston Foods is also located in Cedar Rapids. Due to all the cereal and dog food made in Cedar Rapids, it has many different scents on different days of the week. Some days you smell Captain Crunch, other days what smells like wet dog food.

It is known as the City of 5 Seasons. Some joke that it is the city of 5 Smells.

Cedar Rapids is the cereal capitol of the world, man!

"Hey man, do you want to go to Cedar Rapids the City of 5 Smells?"

Wow, it smells like Crunch Berries out here.

No duh man. It's Cedar Rapids.

See cereal, smell, city

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The city of Five Seasons. Most residents don't even know what the fifth season is. The fifth season is rumored to be the season of smog as raised by ADM on the south side of town.

A city located in East Central Iowa... It is known for... absolutely nothing... One of the few places in the nation over 100,000 people where people are actually known to cruise the town's First Avenue.

Industry is limited to Rockwell Collins and telemarketing due to our non regional dialect.

Our learning institution... Kirkwood College has been recognized to have the greatest 13th and 14th grade programs in the nation.

I went to Cedar Rapids and it smelled horrible.

I went to the bars in downtown Cedar Rapids and drove home drunk.

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the most bangin place in iowa. located in eastern iowa, it is home to Xavier highschool and the hottest girls in the Midwest. Known by haters as Crapids. The west side is also the best side.

I love me some cedar rapids. its the bestest

See tursi, xavier

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One of the worst city's on the planet. The city is run by a gang of ignorant Czechs (Bohemians). They named the airport The Eastern Iowa Airport. Yep - THE is the first word so it is listed under "T" with the FAA. I told you they are pretty stupid. Added to their inferiority complex, some damn fool remaned the area "The Corridor" - why? I have no idea other than it was the stupidest name they could come up on a moments notice. They call it The City of Five Seasons. Thats a good indicator of how lame their education system is. The don't even know how many seasons there are, unless they are counting winter twice.

How do you get to Cedar Rapids? Drive north until you smell it and go east until you step in it.

See hell, czech republic, retards