Celebrity Edit Meaning

1.

The reason why we have poor people. All they do is actsingget nakedsome other thing that we don't need and they get millions of dollars for. 90% of America's wealth belongs to 1% of the population. If these people weren't so spoiled and gave some money to the poor, we might not have as many bums and hobos and families on the streets.

Celebrities are worthless.

See anonymous

2.

simply put...absofuckinlutley useless in everyway shape or form. they do nothing for the economy except spend our hard earned money. we could definitley do better without them around

normal person: "sir can you help me i've been shot in the stomach by a rapper, and i'm beleeding to death."

celebrity: "and what...get my armani dirty...dude wipe up your blood and get away from my bentley before i call the police and have you arrested for article 108.376-any attempt to get any celebrity to do anything productive shall be punished by death"

See truth

3.

The least useful type of job there is available for anyone to do, they make money 10x the amount of money in a day any average person can make in his life and contribute nothing to humanity other than giving people entertainment that cost more than the minimum wage for one hour

There are some celebrities that are actually good like people who save someone or develop theroies, medicine and technology to help the rest of humanity

People who get money for their look should really work in a steel mill for 2 years

See messer

4.

A lucky slacker multi-millionaire. Rarely has more talent than you or me

J.Lo

5.

1. A person who goes on "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here", but is not in the slightest bit famous.

2. A person who is payed a disproportionately large ammount of money, but does a disproportionately small ammount of work. (Note that some jobs, fall under this catagory but are not celebrity)

1. Tara Palmer Thompkinson (or is it Palmer Thompkinson Tara)

2. Micheal Owen, Busted. (George Bush)

6.

ppl who just appear and act out in movies that ppl like following around instead of the ppl who actually put thought, time and money into making the movie. the only thing celebrities do are whine about their mini insignificant problems without even concidering that normal ppl have problems that actually MATTER and expect everyone to care. i might see some light in stupid ppl following singers around, but not actors. if neone can just go act in a movie or get $10 million per episode then all of us can or should! ppl who actually contribute to the economy should be the ones who get $100 billion a year.

they often have 10 marriages per year. they deserve to be miserable.

Me: "Hey, I just created the cure for Cancer, ended poverty and ended war."

Loser: "Brittany Spears got knocked up again."

Friends of Loser: "REALLY?!?!?!"

Me: "Fucking Assholes. you're all losers and you'll die losers."

the only ppl who are remotely interested in celebrities are poor lonely losers, old perverted computer geeks who still live with their parents and bimbos with eating disorders who despretely wanna look like another bimbo like jennifer aniston.

7.

1. Modern day monarch.

2. Those with pride which exceeds dollars and "sense."

3. Social upper-class minority on similar evil level of sneakiness as a Lawyer or Politician.

1. "Queen Elizabeth, who? Long Live Her Majesty Jennifer Lopez, and her foul royal Hollywood underlings!"

2. "That guy's a real fuck. Look at the way which he struts around as if he were a celebrity."

3. "Power marriages, millions of unjust dollars, social 'elite' controlling minds across the nations; Celebrity power."