Celestial Discharge

What is Celestial Discharge?


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DEATH! Especially from a hospital or an institutional setting like a long term care facility!

Nurse A: (@ shift break): Any update on Betsy Ross.

Nurse B: She had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.

Nurse A: Aww crap... I'll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin' her up.

Nurse B: Sorry...No O.T. I'm outta here! She's all yours!

See death, dying, kick the bucket, croaking, jesus time


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