Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Henhousing

1. Stuffin around like an old chook. Pecking a lot, but not laying eggs. Procrastinating. Indecisive. Would you blokes stop henhousing and..

The Diet

1. 1. It takes everything. 1. What happened to your dignity? The Diet took it from me last night. See diet, the, awful, take, everything..

3 Logs Down

1. jacking off (only do when you are alone) don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit. See 3, logs, down, mastu..

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