Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

W00t-off

1. Stems from the classic internet w00t. n. One who w00ts excessively, almost orgasmically. "You're such a w00t-off, shut up.&..

Zombologist

1. One who studies zombology "How do we stop these zombies from spreading?" "What do I look like a zombologist?" See..

Billy Bragged

1. Rhyming slang for shagged out. Tired. Early in Andy Murray's career results frequently reversed when he became Billy Bragged. See..

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