Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Department Of Kicking Butt

1. Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President. Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have n..

Going Dawson

1. Uncontrollable nosepicking, without regard for privacy or present company. Oh shit! I looked across and that kid was totally going daw..

Noob-troll

1. A person who asks annoying, simple questions, in a manner that is contrary to the forum topic. I can't believe that noob-troll jus..

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