Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

One-eyed Bandit

1. A penis. Up to no good, of course. We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf? See dick, cock, fuc..

Beenzi

1. The Perfect Friend Only one that gets the gayass jokes i make and accepts the retarded moments and thoughts that come with the friendsh..

Iuam

1. acronym for the phrase "if you ask me". PRETTY IMPRESSIVE ALREADY IUAM - in reference to the relative size/length/girth/etc o..

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