Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Inevitable 1337

1. Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection. Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb- inevi..

Ive Been Through Worse

1. Geoff Dolle's personal motto and life story. Trust me. Hes been through more shit than you Idiot: Man I broke my leg Geoff: Fuck..

I Haz A Sad

1. Deeply inconsequential despair which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequentia..

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