Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Obama-gasm

1. The state of rapture displayed by democrats and liberal pundits over the prospects of Barak Obama in the 2008 Presidential race. Did yo..

Pittsburgh Plotcher

1. The Pittsburgh style of calling it off with your girl in which you let a wet fart on her face after having sex. After the fart you walk ..

Zoke

1. Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous. -what's the n..

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