Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Jerkin My Gerkin

1. To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males. I was jerkin my gerkin before the..

Poosage

1. Referred to by its formal name, andouillette sausage, in more sophisticated social circles, poosage is the staple food of the juivebear...

Motherfuckhead

1. A fuckhead only more so, possibly with some incestuous connotation. That motherfuckhead needs to stop randomly invading countries and h..

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