Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Ink Whore

1. A girl who dates a tattoo artist for free tattoo or engages in sexual activities for tattoos or piercings "I'll give you head..

Internet Fart Chair

1. Basically, a chair ususually used by a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for sitting long durations in front of a computer. The &quo..

Zimmerman Blumpkin

1. To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench co..

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