Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Funnecessary

1. something completely useless and/or impractical that provides immense amounts of happiness and amusement despite its lack of purpose Ev..

Kalindi

1. The act of masturbating on your neighbors trampaline. Yeah i just finished Kalindieing. See tramp, trampaline, bouncing, sexual, neigh..

Zorbit

1. to blow on someones stomach making a fart noise She gave me a zorbit and it tickled See Brandon..

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