Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Fuck Me Freddy

1. An expression that shows frustration or pleasure. Actually, it can replace most emotions. "Fuck me freddy, gimme some air!" ..

12 Guage Headache

1. The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome. The dude tried to hold me up, so..

Double Dose

1. A quaint little euphamism for a heroin injection. <i>"Yo homie, you wanna double dose?" "Nah fool, I got train tr..

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