Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Yercunt

1. A term used under the breath when serving customers who are to all intense and purposes arseholes. ...to their faces 'yes sir no p..

Neatomalectible

1. An adjective describing how 'neat' a noun is. I'm posamitiverly neatomalectible...I really am See neato, awesome, stupi..

Zoom-and-crop

1. A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presenc..

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