Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Tonsch

1. a.) See "tonsch" b.) Deragotory name for a male receptionist incapable of relaying a message. Get off my tonsch! I'll ..

E-vibe

1. Via instant messenger, text messaging, e-mail or other electronic communication, the weird feeling you get from the responding party. &..

Empitome

1. The second most common misspelling of the word 'epitome.' Its usage is popular among pompous fucks who think they are better t..

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