Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Cumsputter

1. A surprised individual's attempt to avoid the oral penetration of ejaculate while receiving a cumshot, typically characterized by a..

Jack-monkey

1. A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations. "hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?" &q..

Ron Chriss/ron Christ

1. There is debate whether Ron is the actual son of Jesus Christ, the savior of the roman catholic religion, hence the variations in his na..

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