Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Zeikoism

1. Political ideology that strives to take over the world through misinformation. When power is secured, the people will be subdued through..

Jump Over The Ottoman

1. A female pickup line indicating a desire to have a threesome with two guys. The girl lays across an ottoman while she is sucking one gu..

Camp Robin Hood

1. Located in Freedom, NH, it's the best mother fucking camp on earth bitches! i go to Camp Robin Hood and damn, it's off the ho..

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