Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Awkward Bomb

1. Something so awkward that it destroys awkward turtles. "My penis is half an inch.... in diameter!" Awkward BOMB See awkward..

I.b.t.c

1. Itty Bitty Titty Comittee think about it..

[a Sack A Dead Asses]

1. The act of which something smells like a mixture between a graveyard with every grave open and five broken toilets used by dierrea vic..

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