Cell Shock

What is Cell Shock?

The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.

sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?

pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.

Internet Cowboy

1. A person who looks at naked women on the Internet instead of takin out a real girl. (After boss sees nude picture on his employees comp..

Vompensate

1. Originally a typo of "compensate" used on Fark. 1. To be paid retribution for being vilified in the eyes of the community. ..

Piggums

1. Someone who is pig-like or resembles a pig or piglet or has pig features. Oh you are a piggums! Hi little piggums! Piggums Brown! E..

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