Cellar Dweller

What is Cellar Dweller?


1.

A team or person that is in last position.

"Man the Lakers can't even buy a win this season"

"Yeah, they're the cellar dwellers this year"

See last, bottom, bad, terrible, crap

2.

A chronic masturbater.

When their relationship ended, Alfred become a cellar dweller.

The catholic priest, after years of celler dwelling, was relieved when he was hired to be the new youth minister.

See cellar, dweller, priest, masturbate

3.

A suburban, white guy, usually over the age of 30, who lives in a basement apartment. He doesn't have a steady job, can't get a date, and listens to 80's power ballads on his stereo while cooking mac and cheese on a hot plate. Throw a mullet haircut and a possible substance abuse problem and you get the picture. This dude this also known as a basement dweller.

Jack Martin was a typical cellar dweller - no girl, no money, no job, no ambition - just his basement apartment which smelled like mildew, cigarette smoke, and semen.

See basement dweller, townie, bachelor pad

4.

someone who thinks themselves better than another person because their houses have added features another persons might not.

"he's such a cellar dweller, so what if my house only has two floors?"

See cellar, dweller, showoff, show off


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