What is Cellular Sniper?
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A person who calls you from their cell phone and then promptly turns the phone off after leaving a voice message. Predominately seen in older people who don't realize that a cellular phone can remain on for extended periods of time or used to avoid a real conversation with someone.
My mom did a cellular sniper attack on me while I was in the can.
I really wanted to avoid an argument about blowing her off tonight to go to the game with my friends so I cell sniped her.
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The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.
Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.
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verb: fiercely energetic ejaculation
Man, I want to throw sauce on Avril Lavinge.
See ejaculate, jizz, cum, toss, throw, sauce..