Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Straight Cash Folded

1. Really really drunk. Pete went out last night. He was so straight cash folded. See drunk, wasted, smashed, schwasted, fucked up..

Updraft

1. n. When you fart, instead of it immediately leaving your ass crack, it lingers and eventually crawls up your gooch and around your ball..

Michelotti

1. an old wasted prostitude who is anorexic and stinks. -Dude, your mom is such a michelotti! -Fuck you dude! See michelotti, old, prost..

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