Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Beatmosquite

1. An ugly female with small breasts. ew that girl is a beatmosquite, she's not even hot. See beat, ugly, unattractive, fugly..

Skyrme

1. (v) to skyrme: to masterbate. From the Latin skyreme... skyrmo skyrmmus skyrms skyrmtis skyrmt skyrmunt E.g. That Little Bob buys..

Gonoshypiherpelaids

1. One STD that will ruin your weekend. That crack whore that got the blood transfusion from the other crack whore has got Gonoshypiherpel..

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