Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Ute

1. utility vehicle, Australian origin Chuck some bales on the ute! See pick-up, truck, lorry 2. Short for uterus. A derogatory term fo..

Ride The Cannon

1. Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The c..

Hellmuthery

1. Of or pertaining to, Phil Hellmuth Jr.'s conduct either at, or away from the table either before, after, or during a poker tourname..

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