Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Ipod Sex

1. The simultaneous use of an ipod by two people, whereby one of the participants uses the designated right earbud and the other participan..

Cubanman

1. The Man, The Myth, The Legend this Cuban Super Hero hasn't taken a shower in over 12 years Probably lives with at least 10 people ..

Road Scholar

1. A whore. who makes there money on the road...

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