Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?


1.

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"


94

Random Words:

1. An interjection used by bored children starting with argh, followed by several suffixes; often replaces words that are not to be said in..
1. absolved: freed from any question of guilt The Official was vindicated of all charges" 2. a kick ass song by Dashboard Confessio..
1. A rip off of the McDonalds double cheeseburger with only one slice of cheese that cost only $1 plus tax so $1.04 total. The word McDoobl..