Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Orgasm At 35,000 Feet

1. Masturbating in the bathroom of an airplane in-flight. I was feeling horny and the flight attendants were looking pretty hot. We weren&..

Outsider Musician

1. An outsider musican is a musician who is a social outcast or does not fit the norm. They are usually reclusive, anti-social, and some..

Mossy Cleft

1. a womans genitalia. dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft See snatch, pussy, cunt, vagina, slit, minge, spam purse, fish taco, beard..

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