Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Bindlescreeper

1. opposite to scrindlebeeper, sad mardy upset noxious person wanting to moan about what they want to moan about to everyone, just to upset..

Fartner

1. As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partn..

Outland Pig Dog

1. Some one not from around here, having dubious opinions and odors. Taken originally as a reference from Monty Python and the holy grail. ..

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