Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Mostyn

1. A very feminine boy, usually with long hair, who spends all his time around girls and is usually overly clever, but not usually gay, jus..

Ephilophile

1. An adult with a sexual desire for teens or pre-teens. "He was arrested for sleeping with a 16-year-old." "He is an ephi..

Breaking Green

1. when you pack a bowl or bong or roll a j or blunt and you are the first one to take a hit from it. Oliver- man I just rolled a nasty j...

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