Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Up-chuck Fuck

1. The act of throwing up while fucking a fat women. Fat-women: If you do ill give you big bucks. Guy: I guess, if i get good money. Guy..

Jblogging

1. The revolution in web 2.0 content generation of jogging while blogging, generally for the modern, in-shape, hipster. Coined by BlackBerr..

Lactarted

1. To be lactose intolerant. I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted. See lactard, milk, ice cream, cre..

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