Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Apartment Camping

1. when you move into a nasty place and are living there half *ss w/ your food and dishes in plastic totes because the cabinets are gross. ..

W = 1

1. a person of high annoyance, and low intelligence. My brother is a fuckin' 3k jay! See retard, stupid, fucka, loser, bitch..

Exploogification

1. The act of shooting one’s semen on a willing sex partner before actual coitus I am just plain not going to go masterbate when I have a ..

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