Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Yekaterina

1. Russian, huge boobs and mad sexual. Often easily mistaken for a lusty prostitute. My pants were on fire last night, so i hired a Yekat..

Iraqanaphobia

1. so scared of iraq the coward bombs thousands of them mercilessly into the ground King George Bush II is poison..

Mahon

1. Needless and inadvertant acts of self harm such as ironing ones cock, vacuuming ones ear My God, the man's Mahonned himself! See ..

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