Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Twatfirmative Action

1. A policy of hiring preference in favor of women. Like affirmative action, but for twats. Damn, man, I had that web design job nailed, b..

Zwinke

1. a dude with a very tiny penis Dude that guy must have had a zwinke because it took him like 3 minuets to piss See piss, zwinke, tiny, ..

Awkward Giraffe

1. Very similar to the awkward turtle, it is used during an awkward moment during sex. Make the "rock on" sign, and stroke the o..

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