Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Line Change

1. The act of a female having sexual intercourse with a new person on the same sporting team each week, such as in hockey where there are s..

Syosset

1. An extemely affluent town on the famously rich North Shore of Long Island. Most residents have egos as big as their bank accounts and e..

Beemus

1. Means that an individual is stupid and utter retarded. :) Hey Dave, Look at that Pussy!, Dave its a cat u BEEMUS! See stupid, idiot, s..

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