Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Contact Change

1. When a member of the opposite sex changes their contact on your phone to something erotic. "She totally wants him, she contact cha..

Fishnymuff

1. the name for a fish-like person that may have fish-like features. They have an annoying attitude to life and constantly swear at inappro..

The Blender

1. The blender is a message board on the Internetwhere people post various kinds of pictures, fanfics and comics. Either stupid threads are..

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