Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Twaper

1. The nation's first all-Twitter newspaper, founded by the Asheville, NC, Mountain Xpress on April 1, 2009. The beauty of the Twaper..

Burning Eye Drop

1. busting a nut in someone's eye Girl: you just gave me a burning eye drop asshole. with me continuing the insane nut busting See ..

I-pee

1. when a mle is listening to his ipod and he accidently pees on the headphone wires. "dude i was listening to sabotage and i acciden..

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