Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Inququassive

1. Pronounced "in qwoo qwassive" To commit an act that is simultaneously class and trashy. Etymologically, its a combination o..

Knedding

1. To mastrabate I was Knedding and made a stain. See jacking off, knedding, mastrabate, jerking off, ned..

Kellett

1. 1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not. 2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believe..

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