Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Scratch Your Pussy

1. Scratching a pussy is a slang phrase for stimulating a woman with your fingers in her vagina. "I'm gonna Scratch your pussy u..

Heavy Metal Butterfly

1. A term of endearment used by hick felons with penis envy for their slutty rebound skanks that suffer from low self esteem and Bi-polor d..

Thumbed Crusader

1. (Noun, Vulgar) A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating ..

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