Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Unemploded

1. To be unemployed for so long that you become fat and bloated. Your mother is so fat and lazy she's become unemploded. Your mother ..

Uruguay

1. Country in South America located in between Argentina and Brazil. Armando is in love with Giselle, the hot woman from Uruguay who works..

Ceiling Piledriver

1. to be hit in the head by a falling ceiling fixture Dudez: Damn, I wish my boss will get a ceiling piledriver just because he's a b..

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