Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Jrak

1. a giraffe-like animal that has pink spots in place of black ones, and has the ability to fly swiftly with the wind. a jrak is a tame ani..

Captain Fluffypants

1. A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument. ..

Muddbutt Shuffle

1. Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs..

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