Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Psycho-sexual

1. A person who is only attracted to or only attracts psychotics as sexual partners. "Gehlken only fucks chicks who seem to legitima..

Lampkin

1. The act of oral sex performed on a man, by a man while defecating. Similar to a lumpkin, but not given by a woman. Joe got a lampkin ..

Gnarly Marly

1. A blunt/joint that contains atleast two(2) ounces of marijuana aka cannibis aka bud aka pot aka peace aka every single word in the world..

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