Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

J-strap

1. A condition in which one is prone to unleash calculated verbal attacks on unsuspecting persons within ones vicinity. Shit man, you had ..

Lowy

1. a female with low morals and standards, also known as a slut "dude look what that lowy is wearing" "man she isnt wearin..

Cullet

1. a curly mullet usually on a male but some nasty women sport them That wop has greazy, curly hair... its so long its a damn cullet See ..

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