Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Flying Dutchman

1. When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing..

Bekam

1. bekam an old english word meaning a retarded, useless and weak farm animal. This word was later given to people who were fantastically t..

Kentucky Mudslide

1. A Kentucky Mudslide is afterbirth of anal sex. It is the jizz/shit mixture that is involuntarily farted out of the woman's anus an..

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