Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

'tings

1. short for beatings; an ass-kicking. Andy laid down some 'tings with his 'goyf. See beating, beats..

Quote Criminal

1. A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily co..

W Shakes

1. William Shakespeare's rapper name. "Yo dawg, did youz just hear that new record W Shakes just dropped? Dayum, it was alls lik..

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