Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Ahhsome

1. A more enthusiastic way to say "awesome". Lanni is ahhsome, yo! See awesome, cool, sweet, gnarly, assome..

Vacunt

1. Unoccupied vagina. Bob: Oh hey Gina, are you free tonight? Gina: Yes I am, Bob. Bob: OH YEAH! VACUNT! See cunt, vagina, pussy, sex..

Non-vanilla

1. One who is kinky, unlike vanilla who are scared of any non-vanilla activities. "He's like us, non-vanilla, into the kinks tha..

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