Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Penisong

1. When you change the words of a song you are singing, and relate almost every line to a penis. Penisong to the "Fireman Sam" T..

Nike Chiapas

1. Nike's representative in Chiapas, his job is to shoot all the locals and steal their land. That's why he doesn't like pe..

Zap Yo Dumb Ass

1. The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy. Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup? Guy 2: ..

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