Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Smile Job

1. A blow job from a woman with a very large gap between her front two teeth. Also known as "falling into the gap" "That bi..

Zombie Sunday

1. Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday. "Hey, what are yo..

Viree

1. Incorrect spelling of the plural form of "virus" Dipshits get virii on their computer and exclaim, "Eek! I've got v..

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