Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Joofus

1. Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants. I trie..

The Racoon

1. At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house..

Ending In Production

1. When you have just smashed one out, and your wife or girlfriend or any regular whore asks you to make sweet sweet fuck to her, and you d..

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