Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Pantslessness

1. A state of being without pants. Jane: "ok, well, most people don't spend a lot of time pantsless" John: "most peop..

Ashey

1. When your skin (usually legs) gets all scalley and nasty. Cure: lotion Damn you got some ashey legs, use some lotion. 2. when your..

Asshole Buddies

1. Pals, accused of being so close they have become fudge packers. John Kerry and the Breck girl weren't exactly asshole buddies unti..

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