Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Frontside Anal

1. when a boy and girl are having sex. The man is sitting down analing a girl and the girl is turned to the side and is jumping up and down..

Frankenboobs

1. Breasts that have been augmented with breast implants, esp. those that have obvious scars. Dude, her face is hot, but I don't dig ..

Stamoochie

1. when someone's stomach stomach overlap on their coochie "you saw sasha? ever since she had her baby she got a stamoochie"..

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