Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Stunned Mullet

1. a. in complete bewilderment or astonishment b. in a state of inertia very common in Australia "Like a stunned mullet" &q..

I Want Your Bod

1. Means "Your body is so hawt I want to lick honey off of it", or means to compliment someone on their fine ass body. bod=body..

Battyface

1. Total and complete fucking utter idiot. First defined in the Tweakers IRC channel #coffeeshop by Suaver. You total fucking battyface! ..

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