Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Zapor

1. Constipation in Russian Gde gavno? Nety! Y menya zapor, blya! See constipation, zapor, gavno, shit..

Hate Crush

1. Someone so irritating that they are constantly on your mind in the way that a crush would be. They might even turn up in the odd fantas..

Funbury

1. Slang name for the city of Bunbury, situated in the south western district of Western Australia, roughly two hours south of Perth. Guy ..

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