Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Jangly Acrobatics "ja"

1. Performing oral sex while hanging your head off the end of the bed or table. Jangly acrobatics "ja" is laying on the bed with..

Ewol

1. Fucked beyond repair. Broken in such a way that it doesn't work anymore. My hand went ewol on me while I was driving - I almost cr..

Storm Trooping

1. When a chick wears clothes that completely cover her up. "Man, she is storm trooping it today in that turtle neck and jeans."..

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