Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Nufty

1. A term for a bit of a wet male. Someone who is a bit of a ginkor a loser, the sort of person who puts a profile on a dating site, but re..

Qwertypoiy

1. Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit! I love to type on my qwertypoiy! See Dan 1. Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit! I love to type on my qwerty..

Crap Packets

1. see poop schnitzels Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time! See poop, crap, shit, aw man, lame..

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