Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Ishot

1. The act of taking a cheap photo shot with your iPhone of a girlfriend/wife without her knowing. Check out the ishot of the load I left ..

Erection Fairy

1. The little fairy that every man has that flys around you and gives you raging erections during school and while your grandmother is fixi..

W.a.p.s.

1. Women Against Plastic Sluts girls against casey are in W.A.P.S. See sluts, women, plastic, bitches, casey..

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