Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Uggybundy

1. Describes an individual who carries the bogan gene and lacks essential moral scruples. They usually carry packets of winnie blues, drink..

Zerrex

1. n.; Zerrex (short for Zerrex Ravenlight Narrius), or Zer, is a seven-foot, seven-inch tall lizard anthromorph. He is the single most pe..

2 Logs Down

1. taking a shit (can be hazardous while camping) I shouldn't of eaten that burrito, now i need to go 2 logs down See 2, logs, down..

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