Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Arthur

1. A cool common male name, meaning "bear-like," believed to possibly be descended from the Roman surname Artorius ("plowman..

Valencia

1. An extremely white town near Los Angeles where there is absolutely no crime and good weather. Rich as hell and hot babes. Most of the ..

Bed Hair

1. A hairdo that looks like you just finished having sex. Random friend: "Whoa! Look at Hailey's new haircut! *chuckle* She&apos..

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