Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Matthew Of The Hamber Sort

1. a teenage boy, with a small, often non-existent penis shortened to heymbear... "hey look at that guys dick, he must be a matthew ..

A Cheeky Zeta

1. basically a 'Zeta' but she doesn't quite know it. A 'Fine' female who dresses it down, (without knowing), and ..

Palinocchio

1. The mixing of Sarah Palin and Pinocchio to show that the Alaskan Governorcannot tell the truth. She lied about being against the Bridg..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Pork Monday Edit Meaning