Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Midlength Crisis

1. not quite short, not quite mullet, not quite anything. your hair is in a no-man's land of style. "Ben's having a killer ..

Quimley Soup

1. the substance discharged after vigorous anal sex "pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down..

Dewey Ave

1. one of the longest streets in rochester ny. it stretches from downtown (lyell ave) and goes north all the way to lake ontario. the north..

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