Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?


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To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"


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Random Words:

1. The response given when someone asks what is up, or "Whatzup" So dog, whatzup? Common reply - Notin, sup chew? Usually proc..
1. A small, wet turd. Usually emerges cold. Feel better? No, it was just a Zebrowski. I could use some bran. See poo, crap, haircut, flam..
1. quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turn..