Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Mackinnon

1. 1. Clan Mackinnon is a Highland Scottish clan associated with the islands of Mull and Skye, in the Inner Hebrides. The surname Mackinnon..

Up The Ringer

1. Another term for anal sex. Hamilton takes small kiddies up the ringer. See anal sex, ass fucking..

Humpsterbate

1. the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same h..

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