Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Aldrimere

1. A mystical tolkien sounding creature that is somwhat like a wizard but with extrodinary hearing power and the ability to control frogs. ..

Milksock

1. also see spankercheif: sock inteded for use on foot, placed over the penis to catch semen while spanking the monkey Harry placed his mi..

Jelbow

1. the jelloish dangling sack of extra skin and fat that hangs around a person's elbow (usually a fat or old woman). A combination of ..

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