Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Vagotage

1. (sabotage + vagina)when a female ruins plans. -Did you meet up with Dave last night? ---No, Sarah vagotaged the evening with her emoti..

Shinryu

1. more human than a dill pickle, but less fluffy than a cumulo-nimbus. Mommy, this shinryu's limbs make it difficult to extract from..

A Big Girls Blouse

1. A male displaying percieved feminine characteristics through actions which cause his peers to think less of him.Being a big girls blouse..

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