Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Dedocamello

1. The Spanish alternative for the heavy female frontal wedgie known to man Dayummm! That chica got a fat dedocamello! See cameltoe, wedg..

Flatter Fest

1. To complement someone multiple times over a short period of time. Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights." Sally:..

Obgyn

1. Stands for OBstetrics and GYNecology. It's a type of doctor dealing with the female anatomy. Pronounces as "oby-gin" Mad..

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