Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

You Tight!

1. (Verb) When someone yells out these two incredibly annoying words...you die a little every single time. Its almost like having someone ..

Hat Eater

1. Brilliant if quirky expositor of arcane knowledge, possibly from experimentation with mercury, similar to 'hatter' in the Alic..

Segzy

1. basically a different way of pronouncing sexy. used like "sick" or "cool" You segzy bitch..

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