Pork Monday

What is Pork Monday?

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

Vomsgusting

1. When something you see, hear, or smell is so utterly disgusting that it makes you throw up in your mouth a little bit. Kimberly:Omg,tod..

Zondeki

1. Zondeki originated from the floor boy of Halfords in barrow, aka "anal dave" Zondeki is vietnamise latin slang for "floo..

Moinet

1. A Moinet is the hair commonly found around the bum hole. You really need to shave your Moinets, man. See moinet, bum, hole, hair, ben..

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