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The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.
"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."
"What's that?"
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When someone says you have good taste in music, what they mean is:
1. "You like the exact same music I do, so you must like good m..
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red ab machine
cheese on a 1000 pound girl with extra wheat
i needed surgery for my 1000 pound trauma
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