Cenditis

What is Cenditis?

an extremely large and asymmetrically round pregnant woman needing more than just momentum to get out of bed.

"Babe, can you give me a hand? This cenditis, is making it really hard for be to get up!"

"Cenditis sucks. I literally need to be pushed to get out of bed."

See cenditis, pregnancy, pregnant, momentum, fat

Jeebs

1. Is the shortened form of Jebus - simpler to say cos only 1 syllable. Started out as Jesus after an R.E. test in year 7 at high school - ..

Varshole

1. The tearing that occurs during childbirth. "The labour was so intense, she now has a varshole!" See childbirth, asshole..

W.a.r

1. Stands for White Aryan Resistance. W.A.R is a neo-nazi group. As with any neo-nazi group they hate any other race except the supreme ary..

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