Cenditis

What is Cenditis?

an extremely large and asymmetrically round pregnant woman needing more than just momentum to get out of bed.

"Babe, can you give me a hand? This cenditis, is making it really hard for be to get up!"

"Cenditis sucks. I literally need to be pushed to get out of bed."

See cenditis, pregnancy, pregnant, momentum, fat

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