Ceo

What is Ceo?


1.

(1) Chief Executive Officer

(2) The Big Cheese

(3) The person in charge of a company who has no other qualifications but thinks he or she does.

(4) See also: asshole, idiot, pain in the ass, obstacle, bottleneck, waste, or worthless.

The CEO just took away all of our 401K funds!

2.

it basically means: chief executive officer, boss

the ceo dismissed me yesterday

See ceo, boss, chief, jefe, duro

3.

A guy that earns an average 411 times more than his average blue-collar employee.

Bill Gates is the CEO of Microsoft.

See brendan

4.

CEO --> C.ash E.quals O.rgasm. The CEO of the corporation likes money. Likey likey money. Makey lotta money.

The CEO hired an 'efficiency expert' who determined that me and my 99 closest coworkers should be outsourced to save the company some money each year. I think he is more motivated by money than responsibility to his employees welfare.

See cash, bling, money, scrilla, baller

5.

Even better than boss. The boss...of the boss. Usually used by the few people who love to act like they're on crack, but will never touch the stuff.

haha fuck that. I'm not a boss at Halo, I'm the fuckin CEO!

See boss, gangstar, gangster, nerdy, weird

6.

acronym for Chief Executive officer, the highest title in corporate America. One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class. One of America's most hated persons with lawyers, politicians and pedophiles. A subhuman species characterized as a snake, pig, dishonest, cruel, corrupt, scandalous, greedy and arrogant. A CEO is an impotent and overpaid coporate fatcat bastard with gray hair, a small dick and small mind with a sexually-frustrated trophy wife and won't hesitate to sell their company and employees down the tubes. They're slave owners who view their employees as expendable slave laborers by paying them a slave wage or laying them off in the name of "corporate restructuring." CEOs often engage in behavior such as embezzlement, insider trading and receiving perverted bonuses while their company struggles to earn a profit and its employees receive pay cuts and can't feed their families. CEOs can be identified by their orange jumpsuits or black and white stripes sitting behind bars recieving forced sexual pleasure from their fellow inmates. Such examples of CEOs include Jeffery Skilling, Kenneth Lay, Martha Stewart and Chuck Conoway.

see: snake oil salesman, pondscum, guttertrash, thug, thief, crook and lowlife

A CEO is the lowest form of human life.

See dishonesty, corporate, theft, slavery, krock1dk

7.

One of the most hated people in America ranking along with lawyers, car salesmen, pedophiles, environmentalists, activists and communists. The highest position in corporate America. A subhuman species. Pig. Snake. Vermin. Arrogant. Scandalous. Dishonest. Corrupt. Crooked. They ironically recieve perverted bonuses while their company struggles to earn a profit and employees are paid a slave labor and receive paycuts while not being able to feed their families. CEOs steel money from the company and employees. They believe their employees are expendable and won't hesitate to lay them off in the name of "corporate restructuring." They are dishonest in reporting corporate earnings to the government and hide discrepencies from stockholders. They engage in such behaviors as insider trading, the shredding of documents and giving head to the Board of directors just to keep their job and receive unfair bonuses.

see: S.O.B., C.F.O

A CEO is the most corrupt, scandalous, dishonest and lowest form of human life.

See s.o.b, corrupt, subhuman, arrogant, krock1dk


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