What is Fetzer?
Function: transitive verb
1 : to make unfounded and unsubstantiated claims
2 : to rebut criticism of ones ideas with insults or irrelevant or
Etymology: From Dr. James H. Fetzer PhD, American professor born 1940 who commonly uses such tactics.
You can fetzer as much as you want but the evidence indicates your theory is baseless.
Someone, preferably a he-she, who enjoys masturbating to himself and possibly others, while watching the discovery channel or nickelodeon.
I was talking to Kevin yesterday. he is SUCH a fetzer.