What is Certificatology?
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The study of certificatation (and other shit)
"Hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious Smucker's grape jelly from my tender young bunghole"
"Why, of course I'm qualified to do this. Afterall, I am a self-proclaimed Doctor of Certificatology."
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The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.
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the greatest place on earth
"I wanna go someplace awesome, I'll go to Camp Tall Timbers, not Timberridge"
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an especially hairy, unkempt cooter.
man, check out the crab jubilee on that ho...
