Certificatology

What is Certificatology?

The study of certificatation (and other shit)

"Hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious Smucker's grape jelly from my tender young bunghole"

"Why, of course I'm qualified to do this. Afterall, I am a self-proclaimed Doctor of Certificatology."

See certificatologist, edumacated

Lobsterbation

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Vlamydia

1. A horrendous rash some woman aquire around their genital area due to having sexual intercourse in wooded areas. Anne-Marie got vlamydia..

Quedee

1. 1. A person who believes they know everything - someone who belittles those around them but is insecure themselves. 2. Someone who is ..

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