What is Cfu?
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CFU refers to a C-Level executive like a CEO, CFO, or COO that is Completely Fucking Useless.
Our Director of Sales would make a great CFU.
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Compulsive Facebook Updater:
someone who updates their facebook status more than 5 times a day;
feeling the need to inform everyone of everything you're doing,feeling and/or thinking about
wow you're such a CFU , no one really cares that you're doing the dishes.
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Random Words:
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A phrased yelled when you are owned utterly in the most epic random way.
Oh my god, where did that guy come from? fucking jefferation!
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A tuxedo made of velvet, typically worn by pimps, alternative rockers, and those with opinions of themselves that aren't dependant ..
