What is Cfu?
1.
CFU refers to a C-Level executive like a CEO, CFO, or COO that is Completely Fucking Useless.
Our Director of Sales would make a great CFU.
See
2.
Compulsive Facebook Updater:
someone who updates their facebook status more than 5 times a day;
feeling the need to inform everyone of everything you're doing,feeling and/or thinking about
wow you're such a CFU , no one really cares that you're doing the dishes.
See
Random Words:
1.
A person who talks AT you. A self-obsessed individual who lacks interest in anything someone else has to say.
(A key sign that you are..
1.
Mad chill hommie. Can't touch this homegirl in any aspect of ghetto. Ausome.
Fellatio Teapot Yo is just to ghetto for this town...
