What is Cfu?
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CFU refers to a C-Level executive like a CEO, CFO, or COO that is Completely Fucking Useless.
Our Director of Sales would make a great CFU.
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Compulsive Facebook Updater:
someone who updates their facebook status more than 5 times a day;
feeling the need to inform everyone of everything you're doing,feeling and/or thinking about
wow you're such a CFU , no one really cares that you're doing the dishes.
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Diane; person who is submissive to the king of crunk, Thomas.
"Diane is my queen of crunk!" says Thomas.
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When a person is completely infatuated with the knob on the end of a cock.
Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after s..