Cfu

What is Cfu?


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CFU refers to a C-Level executive like a CEO, CFO, or COO that is Completely Fucking Useless.

Our Director of Sales would make a great CFU.

See ceo, coo, cfo, completely fucking useless, useless

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Compulsive Facebook Updater:

someone who updates their facebook status more than 5 times a day;

feeling the need to inform everyone of everything you're doing,feeling and/or thinking about

wow you're such a CFU , no one really cares that you're doing the dishes.

See facebook, update, compulsive, stupid, people


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