What is Cfu?
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CFU refers to a C-Level executive like a CEO, CFO, or COO that is Completely Fucking Useless.
Our Director of Sales would make a great CFU.
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Compulsive Facebook Updater:
someone who updates their facebook status more than 5 times a day;
feeling the need to inform everyone of everything you're doing,feeling and/or thinking about
wow you're such a CFU , no one really cares that you're doing the dishes.
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Random Words:
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If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.
I got wasted last nig..
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1)Banana Bread hording Bitch
2) Awesome Friend
You're such a Vhari!..
