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nifaliophobia is the fear of being sober
Drunk #1:Should we slow down, man?
Drunk #2:Nah, i gotta get CRUNK!
Drunk #1:Dude, youre got..
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During a rousing session of anal sex with his significant other, the man in the rear pulls his penis out and proceeds in jerking off ..
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A cake frosted with zombie cum.
That zombie was really horny, not only did I get his jizz on my Dairy Queen Cake, I also got his finger..